Reta Skeeter

A Hobbitty View

About

Reta Skeeter is an adventurous hobbit and investigative reporter, who will put you right on all things bizarre and sesquipedalian, mundane and vernacular.

Reta is the product of a mind almost as furtive, over-actuarial and imaginative as her own. And much more than just a homophobe of a caricature in Henry K. Potter.

She is two foot eight (that’s 98.4 in Farhenheit) in her modestly coiffured feet, but don’t let that put you off!

Some humanoids like to think they think outside the box. Not Reta. She was thinking out of her tree early enough to prevent it becoming furniturised. Long live the revolation!

Harry Potter

Camp David

Isau Esau

Science Twerps

Doctor Doctor

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